All I want for Christmas...

Ever had a secret inkling you're going to be bombarded with all manner of lavish gifts on Christmas day but instead you're presented with something really quite disappointing?
If the answer is yes then I'm sure you can empathise with me and my pals who have compiled a list of the weirdest and least 'gift-like' gifts we received this year.
That's not to say we're not grateful of course.

Another merry Christmas message...

If it's true and the guy responsible for this had really downed a couple of bottles of whiskey then I am very impressed indeed that he managed to figure out how the heck to do this.
This unemployed Santa is a Christmas comedy movie waiting to happen.

Best quote from the festive onlookers:
“Honestly, I am disgusted, I was with my grandchildren. We had just gotten off the bus. I said ‘look everybody’ and pointed up to the lights – but you know what the lights said? They said f**k off. And that is not an appropriate message for a child. At least not at Christmas time.”

Merry christmas (nearly)

Haven't heard them playing this one in the shops during the festive period.