If it's true and the guy responsible for this had really downed a couple of bottles of whiskey then I am very impressed indeed that he managed to figure out how the heck to do this.
This unemployed Santa is a Christmas comedy movie waiting to happen.
Best quote from the festive onlookers:
“Honestly, I am disgusted, I was with my grandchildren. We had just gotten off the bus. I said ‘look everybody’ and pointed up to the lights – but you know what the lights said? They said f**k off. And that is not an appropriate message for a child. At least not at Christmas time.”
